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• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have lots of gay friends
• You mean the me that you would be
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• That would be me
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• When you know things are just meant to be
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I never thought it would be like this
• but you wanna be bad
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Music need not be popular to be good
• That I Would Be Good
• Look siad me Be like me
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Free to Be, You and Me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Mind without body
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Bad Idea Jeans
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Just to see what it would be like
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• A whimper would be fine
• Trying to be friends
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Why burning your Harvard law degree is probably a bad idea
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• The best kind of bartender
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• how to be a friend
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Good idea, Bad idea
• Be gentle with me
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• you have to be close to catch it
• OBAFGKM
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• It's not as bad as you think
• Food That Looks At You Is a Bad Idea
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• eternity would be boring
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I just want to be friends
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• A reason to drink
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Can we still be friends?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• you have to be kidding
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Let's just be friends
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.

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