Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Friendly, but like something that would chew your face off if you died and left it without any kibble"

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Mind without body
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I would like
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Half-sour pickle
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Would you like an OS with that?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• without a face (user)
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• what would you like?
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I would like to bring you here
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I would like to buy you a drink
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• But I Like You
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• War is hell but men like it
• But can you still cry like a child?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Hot pursuit
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• like you're blind but still can see
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Something inside has died
• A face like a slapped arse
• Eyes Without A Face
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• She left without saying goodbye
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I need something like smoking
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• The life train left without me
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Just to see what it would be like
• Would you like to know more?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like to have emotions
• Would you like a doughnut?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Life, or something like it
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• What would you give your left arm for?
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• I would recognize that face anywhere
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I never thought it would be like this
• Would you like fries with that?
• something my Torts professor said before we left class
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• anything without faces behind it is suspect
• summer left its light green lipstick on our faces
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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