Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Fuck you if you're pansexual, I guess. That sounds like an entirely normal thing to say to someone"

• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• the sound of someone typing
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• sounds like an affliction
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• this is how I say fuck you
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Never look like you're staring
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Fuck like bunnies
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• You're like a brother to me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Um, you're welcome, I guess.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I like the sound of my own voice
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• like you're blind but still can see
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• This is what it sounds like
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Sounding like a child
• It's almost like you're real
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• This Sounds Like Goodbye
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Like fuck, said the duck
• Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• he's like someone living in a dream
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Ways to Say you're done
• the wind sounds like rain today
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• ways to say someone is stupid
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Beware of finding a Jesus entirely congenial to you
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• not entirely unlike X
• Entirely free of guilt, I
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Fuck tha Police
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• The Big Space Fuck
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• Fuck the Pope
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Fuck what other people think
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Go fuck yourself
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
• Flip & Fuck
• Fuck the RIAA
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fucked Company
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck the System
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• People have fucked up before
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• Fuck the models
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• what the fuck (user)
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Fucked Up
• FUCK TARD (user)
• Fuck Machine
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• fucked m (user)
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• Fuck Chopin!
• pussy fuck (user)
• A poor fuck pleasure
• Fuck you and your war. Fuck you and your robot whores.

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