Findings:
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- God does all things to magnify His glory
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Color does not exist
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He did very little harm
- The glass does not exist.
- Does God care who wins?
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- God does not play dice with the universe
- God is playing marbles with his planets and his stars
- I smile just because you exist
- He tampered in God's domain
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- God reads His Message Inbox
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- Christianity does not exist
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Does free will exist?
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The thing you are looking for does not exist. Should I create it for you?
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- The fire of God in his eyes
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- I am nothing in the presence of a god
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He weaves his words
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- He just left his body
- He made a way to his anger
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- Time does not exist
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- What does God need with a starship?
- Does Santa exist?
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Time does not exist without rain
- The "future" does not exist
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
- Does He Take Sugar?
- Mister Chu does his laundry
- Love does not exist
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- God probably doesn't exist
- What does he bend?
- Why does God need an Army?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- Therefore, God exists
- Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Five: Though Unmanifest God is Most Manifest
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- as if he didn't exist
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- How Man creates his Gods
- God comments his code, you should too
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- God ignores His oldest children and forgets the quietest
- GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- Our God, He Is Alive
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- God Shuffled His Feet
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- They did so because they believed they could.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I dig you
- a ghost is a presence without a body
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Because that would make sense
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
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