Findings:
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- God does all things to magnify His glory
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
- He just left his body
- What does God need with a starship?
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He tampered in God's domain
- In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- God comments his code, you should too
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- The "future" does not exist
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Love does not exist
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- The glass does not exist.
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I smile just because you exist
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Five: Though Unmanifest God is Most Manifest
- God does not play dice with the universe
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- He did very little harm
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Christianity does not exist
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- Does God care who wins?
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- God probably doesn't exist
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- Therefore, God exists
- What does he bend?
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- God ignores His oldest children and forgets the quietest
- How Man creates his Gods
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He weaves his words
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- He made a way to his anger
- he is too shy to write his tale
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Time does not exist
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Does Santa exist?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Color does not exist
- Time does not exist without rain
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Does free will exist?
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
- Why does God need an Army?
- Mister Chu does his laundry
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
- The thing you are looking for does not exist. Should I create it for you?
- as if he didn't exist
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- Does He Take Sugar?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
- Our God, He Is Alive
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- God is playing marbles with his planets and his stars
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- The fire of God in his eyes
- GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE
- God Shuffled His Feet
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He flops over and bonks his head
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I am nothing in the presence of a god
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- They did so because they believed they could.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I dig you
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- I care because you do
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Because that would make sense
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- a ghost is a presence without a body
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
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