Findings:

• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• How Do You Want Me?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Why Do You Love Me?
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• every thing you do tells you something
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• OBAFGKM
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• Next time you leave me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• do time
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• You shouldn't waste a girl's time
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Do you know me?
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• Do you like me?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• The Devil made me do it
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• States and Provinces which do not participate in Daylight Savings Time
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• What you do to me
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The full moon made me do it
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
• The Internet made me do it
• Do you think it's me?
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Do you remember that time
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do it right the first time
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• The Girl that Time Forgot
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• The time my father caught me having sex
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• DC Super Hero Girls: Past Times at Super Hero High
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• It's Time for Me to Die
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• You Do Something To Me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I like you; do you like me?
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Why do we persist in thinking of time as cyclical?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Why do this every day?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• What Do I Do With Me
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• What time do you call this, then?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
• As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• every time i breathe
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• fool every time every day i
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• I think of you every time I cry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?

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