Findings:

• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• I Work Here
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• this doesn't work
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• But my computer really IS possessed
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why is she really here?
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• But what are they really thinking?
• Sexist jokes
• Not really by the rules, but...
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• here, but not here
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• How the heart really works
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Sorry, I don't work here
• I just work here
• Do you work here?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Your Method Works
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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