Findings:

• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• how Wiener found his way home
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• The pool balls broke and cracked the middle of his sentences
• A fool's right to his tools of rage
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• congeal
• Congeal (user)
• finally
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Wisdom is not finally tested in schools
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• and finally...
• try/catch/finally
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• FINALLY, a New Orleans gathering: music, mayhem, beer snobs, and Bourbon Street
• The pieces finally fit together, the pieces finally fall apart
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Finally we are no one
• finally (user)
• Finally fucked
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• And finally spoke The Mariner
• FINALLY FREE (user)
• Erected upon weakened ground, finally gave way
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• It's Finally Over (user)
• Once I'd grown accustomed to its ugliness I could finally appreciate its beauty
• The moment I finally felt real
• found poetry
• Found
• found objects
• Command not found
• Have you found Jesus?
• Memoirs Found in a Bathtub
• Poem I found on the bus
• found this morning
• Lost and Found Sound
• Graffiti found in Pompeii
• Found Paean to Vancouver
• Zarro Boogs found
• Duplicates Found: (superdoc)
• lost and found
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• found sound
• Fortunately I Found My Copy of Candide
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
• something I found last night
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• International Monetary Fund
• page not found
• I found the LORD that other day...
• Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
• Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• You seek not what you have found
• I found my friend Broken
• A New Found Glory
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Found Art Log: 9/26/00
• Lost & Found
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Found Poem
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• Found on Bancroft Avenue
• 404 Not Found
• How the Wizard Found Dorothy
• Lost and Found (user)
• we found an old letter
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• I found $100 today
• I Found the Room That I Will Haunt
• ScanDisk found lost clusters
• disturbing things found in fast food bathrooms
• The day I found out I was a guy
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• New Found Glory
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Found a Peanut
• How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
• GCU I Found It First (user)
• ROM basic not found
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• I found a home in the spent wax of your candle
• I found God
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Sample population found statistically insignificant
• Found art
• Muses Are Found in Odd Places
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Button-Bright is Lost, and Found Again
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• FOUND Magazine
• The day after I found you again
• Live in all found
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• found tape
• only honest knives are found buried in backs
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• Missing Monkies Found Shaved
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• poop and dick jokes are an important diagnostic tool
• she had already found her party
• Values found through living
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• file not found
• Not Found (user)
• Lost and Found in Gunflight Metaphor
• Found Poem: From a Study on Reading Habits, Grade 1 Responses
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• The morning I found my mother dead
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Found in Space
• Nothing Found
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I found a reason
• Poem I found in the scene shop at high school
• spam as found poetry
• Everything Found
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Hearts Found, Hearts Filled (category)
• the new depth, here found in the afternoon breeze
• Contemplating the Erectile Tissue Found in Nasal Passages
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• language not found
• Old comments found in my epistemology textbook
• Found Objects: A Seaside Postcard
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Found Objects: A Seashell
• New Found Frost
• Mister Chu found a letter
• Found Objects: A Life In A Travelling Circus
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• we found love in a hopeless place
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Whales, near the Lost and Found
• Paintings Found in the Home of Portuous Altwick

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