Findings:

• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns kill people.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• When you kill people they die
• Know your pets
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Things people don't want to hear
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• people who don't exist
• People who don't read
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't encourage people to read
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't believe in people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People don't flail when they die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Letter People
• kill him dead; don't call me
• people person
• White People
• People's Republic of China
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• People die
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Treatment of corporations
• Hell is other people
• Dead People Server
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• people
• The Mole People
• Village People
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Shiny Happy People
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Book people and retail people
• Variety in the sense of taste in people
• why I love people today
• Short Music for Short People
• Crazy People
• "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
• Things people put up their butts
• A People's History of the United States
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• don't kill your clients
• Short People
• Little People
• People are sometimes very crazy
• Blue People
• How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
• People watching
• Creative ways of killing people
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• People referred to by three initials
• Taking things at surface value
• Slippery People
• The People's Republic
• young people
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• The People's Elbow
• insulting people you like
• How to get people to leave you alone
• CA(1982): Rights of the Aboriginal Peoples of Canada
• School is for stupid people
• Make squashing people as unpleasant as possible
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• people hurt
• variety, in the sense of: taste in people
• What the American people want politics to be
• A Society of People Named Elihu
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Relationships between two people
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Nice people swallow
• Beautiful People
• Stupid people
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• People Magazine
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Meeting people is easy
• other people's money
• We, the people
• Dead links in writeups
• Ordinary People
• black people
• people greeter
• cat haters
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• The People's Will
• Cat People
• The Purple People Eater
• The Tomorrow People
• Power to the people
• People's Republic of Cambridge
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• A simple program for complicated people
• The People Vs. Larry Flynt
• How to Win Friends and Influence People

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