Findings:

• Tavor Har
• Harmonically
• har (user)
• Har Mar Superstar
• harr (user)
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Run and turn into butter
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• The smoke turned into rain
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• I was into them after they were hip
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• How to turn any number into a 9
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Watermelon hookah
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• A Prayer on going into my House
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• things you can't turn into poetry
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Art has an actual purpose
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
• The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• Actual Sounds and Voices
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Actual Parameter
• Abstract Notions versus Actual Circumstance
• You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
• This place needs more actual discontent. Let's begin.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• going
• What's Going On
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• going down
• going crazy
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Going, going, gone
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I was going to marry Marty
• going dumb
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• this is it, we're going to die
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• this is going to hurt a little
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going Gold
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• What's going on here?
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Is she really going out with him?
• Going Away
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
• Going After Cacciato
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Going Underground
• going meta
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• Going to Fukuoka
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Going Overboard
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going Downhill Fast
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Tips for going to the Prom
• Going Native
• Going For It
• The Going Of The Battery
• It's going to be fine
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Going faster and faster and faster in the 21st Century: An Analyst Essay Contest
• Going Live
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Going to The Sun Road
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• When are you going to stop running?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I'm going to Disneyland
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• not running from, but going to
• Going There
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• nocode's going away party
• I am going to die
• Going A-Travelling
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• Get your juices going
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?

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