Findings:
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When did the World get so old?
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- playing hard to get
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- Nick Cypher Has It Hard (category)
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Get your dirty mind off my future
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When I get mad I throw harder
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- I'll get there when I get there
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Let's get just one thing straight
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- a straight answer
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- Summer never answers when you call
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- When I get like this
- Stoned music memories
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Things to do when technology gets here
- A community without shame has no future
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- What to get the guy that has everything
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- We get too tense when we drive
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- In this moment, when everything has come apart...
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Aristotle, Atomism, and the possibility of multiple worlds
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- MULTIPLE CHOICE (choose the best answer)
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The Answer
- The Last Answer
- Is that your final answer?
- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
- Answer to the first crossword puzzle
- answer: twelve coins
- answer: N bags of coins
- answer: a ship at anchor
- answer: house number problems
- answer: glasses of water
- Answer: The oldest chestnut
- answer: houses and utilities
- answer: four bugs
- answer: missionaries and cannibals
- answer: Lisa's dog
- Answer: friends
- answer: language equations
- answer: clock hands
- answer: convoluted states I
- answer: millennium
- answer: convoluted states II
- answer: opening and closing lockers
- Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
- answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
- Answer: horseman and 40 mile army
- answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
- answer: who paid for the beers?
- answer: dropping glasses
- Interview answers for OOP programmers
- Answer to a Child's Question
- Answer to a Difficult Riddle
- Answer to Planet X Fingers
- Acid is not the answer
- Confusing yes or no answers
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- A Tangled Tale : Knot One : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Two : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Three : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Four : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Five : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Six : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Seven : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Eight : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Nine : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Ten : Answer
- answer: two riverboats
- Question to the Ultimate Answer
- Answer to the forest of sideways logic
- Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
- Betting puzzle answer
- Blistex Herbal Answer
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Seek not now the answers
- Answer: infinity balls in a bin
- Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
- Answer: blue-eyed suicide
- What question is its own answer?
- answer: four chess knights
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- Easy Answers
- An Answer to The Jews
- Einstein riddle
- The 7-Eleven problem
- answer: move 2 matches to flip the glass
- i can feel your ghost when i'm alone
- finding no answer, she stepped closer
- answers to riddle of blue eyes
- There is no 'correct' right answer
- There is always a 'correct' right answer
- A burning answer
- Answer In Time
- A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
- The answer is obviously, you don't.
- Answers in Pandeism -- looking back to Christian Deism
- Answers in Pandeism: 'Converting' to Pandeism
- Answers in Pandeism: does Pandeism amount to self-worship?
- I think about my answer
- Art as an answer to mass-mindedness
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