Findings:

• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He flops over and bonks his head
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I do have some things to hide
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
• Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• some things truly do not matter
• Laura Tries Calculus
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• He made a way to his anger
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Mail forwarding
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• some say he was never here at all
• Off with his head!
• some girls try too hard
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Do or do not, there is no try
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Duke, let's go do some crimes
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Let's do some living, after we die
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Do Not Try to Milk the Pigeons
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He weaves his words
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I tried to pull you into my head
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• He just left his body
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• drop a piano on his head
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• Rob's Calculus
• Fundamental theorem of calculus
• AP Calculus
• orgasmic calculus
• proof of the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
• Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus
• Differential calculus treatment of XP growth
• Hedonistic Calculus
• The TI-89 Calculator that froze during the AP Calculus exam
• Tuple relational calculus
• Calculus limerick
• O Calculus, O Calculus
• Hyperspace in terms of Calculus
• Hedonic Calculus and the Iraq War
• propositional calculus
• The Absolute Differential Calculus
• Hedonic Calculus and Stem Cell Research
• the fundamental lemma of variational calculus
• epsilon calculus
• tensor calculus
• calculus intuition
• Operational Calculus
• Calculus is not a field of mathematics
• Coffee, Calculus, and Spongebob.
• emotional calculus
• spirit calculus
• do time
• Tae Kwon Do
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Wing Chun Do
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• what you do
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?

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