Findings:
- He flops over and bonks his head
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- I do have some things to hide
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- drop a piano on his head
- He just left his body
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
- Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- some things truly do not matter
- Laura Tries Calculus
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- some say he was never here at all
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Some stuff you physically can NOT do
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He weaves his words
- Mail forwarding
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I tried to pull you into my head
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Duke, let's go do some crimes
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
- What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
- Things I'll do now that he's gone
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Let's do some living, after we die
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Do Not Try to Milk the Pigeons
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- He made a way to his anger
- Off with his head!
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- some girls try too hard
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- Rob's Calculus
- Fundamental theorem of calculus
- AP Calculus
- orgasmic calculus
- proof of the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
- Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus
- Differential calculus treatment of XP growth
- Hedonistic Calculus
- The TI-89 Calculator that froze during the AP Calculus exam
- Tuple relational calculus
- Calculus limerick
- O Calculus, O Calculus
- Hyperspace in terms of Calculus
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- propositional calculus
- The Absolute Differential Calculus
- Hedonic Calculus and Stem Cell Research
- the fundamental lemma of variational calculus
- epsilon calculus
- tensor calculus
- calculus intuition
- Operational Calculus
- Calculus is not a field of mathematics
- Coffee, Calculus, and Spongebob.
- emotional calculus
- spirit calculus
- Tae Kwon Do
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- Do you really want to live forever?
- Wing Chun Do
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- What would Brian Boitano do?
- What Would Jesus Do?
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Do you know me?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- what you do
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
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