Findings:

• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Hell Hound on My Trail
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• The Library Book
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• How to tell she's good looking
• you never can tell with bees
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Standard Can Number Sizes
• Hell hounds on my trail
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• You never can tell
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• You can tell a Marine
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• old books can tell more than one story
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• I can no longer tell you
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• kick an empty can across an empty floor
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Piss on the floor of the men's restroom
• Tell the world what pisses you off (registry)
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I can taste the floor
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Though you can tell me
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• I can see her face
• As far as the eye can see
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• can bowl
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Can we still be friends?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• You can never get away from yourself
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Can machines think?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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