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• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• How To Think About God
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• About a Boy
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• some boys need a little more attention
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A Few Facts About the Atomic Revamp and Redirection Overcharge Weapon System (ARROW)
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• I'm feeling lucky
• How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
• How to transfer Nursing Schools once you are already a Nurse
• I'm not talking about
• I know what I'm talking about
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• Haiku about kleenices
• my own feelings about drugs
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
• precision vs. accuracy
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm a Boy
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• some boy you are to wear my color red
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Some thoughts about the Language of Thought
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• You, standing
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Things I told my teenaged daughters about boys
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• I'm about to create a new node!
• how about not (user)
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Hoo boy
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When I Was a Boy
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• Weird, yet disturbingly satisfying feelings
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• When you wake up feeling old
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Some Questions About Fizziks
• How I feel about exams
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• About some girl
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• I'm All You Can Think About
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• When you think about smoking
• Mad About Boys
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• When to talk about religion
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• How about NO
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• Some things about figs
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• How about that local sports team?
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• How to write about colors?
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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