Findings:
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to make ASCII art
- How to have lesbian sex
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Sex in a small car
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Sex with a chicken
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How we have grown apart
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- how many lines of code have you written?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How the King Changed His Mind
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- How would you understand?
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
- How could you ever have enough?
- Formalist approach to art analysis
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- he would have laughed
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to "Have People"
- How to Proceed in the Arts
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- How Pac-Man got his name
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- how Wiener found his way home
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How Man creates his Gods
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- Giving a cat oral medication
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- How it would happen
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- How do you sell your art?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- How to teach art to a four-year-old
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- How the mighty have fallen
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How video game art is created
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- you would have been
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- You stole what they would have given you
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to fix art in America
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- You, standing
- How to have an out of body experience
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I would like to have emotions
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- What pornos would have us believe
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How long have you known?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- he would have cried
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Art has an actual purpose
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Bernie would have won
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How Great Thou Art
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
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