Findings:
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- Humane octopus killing
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How to control a light using multiple switches
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to walk using crutches
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How we killed Borges
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- How to kill a Terminator
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- Only a little child could kill this cleanly
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- How not to kill primroses
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Reloading pistol ammunition using a Dillon progressive press
- How to make your Linux box dual boot using Grub
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill a mouse
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- How to reformat a standard NT Domain login using ASP
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- The challenge of writing a meaningful free-form poem using only two letter words
- Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to kill an eel
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to kill a clown
- Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
- How to download Everything2 to your handheld using AvantGo
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- Taking over the world using cows
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- butterfly stroke
- How to kill a Sim
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- How to Moderate a Listserv using qmail
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- Riding a bike without using your hands
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Making paper angles
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- Searching E2 using mouse gestures in Mozilla
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- 206
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How much more can we bear?
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- She says kill. I say how many.
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- How to kill a vampire
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- kill a bear
- How to shotgun a bear
- bear
- Chased by bears
- Yogi Bear
- Smokey the Bear
- Smokey the Bear Sutra
- Smokey Bear
- Polar bear
- Paddington Bear
- Jack the Bear
- Grizzly Bear
- Go Bears!
- right to keep and bear arms
- Fozzie bear
- drop bear
- Exit, pursued by a bear
- The Heavy Bear
- Gummi bears
- bear raid
- Bear Hugging a Tree
- Clan of the Cave Bear
- cookie bear
- Grin and bear it
- bear rug
- Adventures of the Gummi Bears
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- The Bear FAQ
- bear market
- Brown Bear
- Panda Bear
- da bear(s) (user)
- Muddy Bears
- Songs For Polar Bears
- Lord Bear (user)
- masturbating bear
- Bull vs. bear market
- The Bear and the Dragon
- No knowledge is too much to bear
- bears (user)
- Golden Bears
- The few slogans I bear
- Camping in bear country
- Why Smokey Bear was wrong
- Friend Bear
- Sylvie and Bruno: A Jester and a Bear
- bi-polar bear
- Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
- Ye Olde White Bear
- They Fight the Invisible Bears
- Bear Love
- bear protection suit
- blue-eyed polar bear
- The Bear Song
- story of the bear and the rabbit
- Sugar Bear
- The Bear's Head
- The first bear I ever saw
- Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
- Big Bear
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Keesh the Bear Hunter
- bear bag
- Our Share of Night to Bear
- Smarter than the average bear
- The Dragon and the Bear
- bear's cage
- william bear (user)
- Bear Trap (user)
- The right to bear arms
- bear market rally
- Bear Cave
- Boris the Bear
- Jeremy the Bear
- honey bear
- Ed Bear (user)
- Spirit bear
- Bear's Grease
- When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
- The straw bear of Whittlesea
- Bear River massacre
- Polar Bear Diamonds
- Grizzly Bear (user)
- Brother Bear
- JEFF bear (user)
- Barney Bear
- cutie bear (user)
- Bianca and the Little Blue Bear
- Setting Free the Bears
- Polar Bear Club
- My great-grandmother and the bear
- Why the Bear Has No Tail
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