Findings:
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- food fight
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
- Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
- Punk as shit like a motherfucker
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
- I'd like to buy the world a Coke
- I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- time stretches out like frayed rope
- Spitting out teeth like ampersands
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- I'd like a new lease on life, please.
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- When you blow out like a dead star
- I'd Like To Go Alone
- out like a light
- If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
- the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- like something out of a story
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- I'd like some dreams too
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- It feels like my life is out of sync
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- All poets like to kick
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- There are a million girls like me out there
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- Kick Out The Jams
- I like to kick people with my fists
- Why won't people kick both parties out?
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- The students who kicked out the consultants
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- id Software
- state ID
- session id
- student ID
- Fake ID
- The Wizard of Id
- referral ID
- I'd rather read a book
- process id
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Caller ID buffer overflow
- Corporate ID Cards
- I'd elope if I were you
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- id est
- ID Parade Blues
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
- I'd eat in that bathroom
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- id Anthology
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- IDS
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- `id` (user)
- I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- 666, The Antichrist in the new European ID cards
- Shit Fire City
- See Photo ID
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- National ID card
- I'd Do Anything
- Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- $id (user)
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- I think I'd rather see this on TV
- Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
- If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
- The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
- No place I'd rather be
- For you I'd leave all this behind
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- I'd better stop writing
- a million tomorrows for one yesterday, that's what i'd gladly trade
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
- Kicked in the Head
- kick down
- Kick a habit
- Kick loose
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- kick start
- direct kick
- no-shadow kick
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Kick The Can
- Teenage Kicks
- kick off
- kick it
- Side Kick
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- How to kick a football
- kick me
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- Kick in the balls
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Deep Kick
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- The Wild Colonials
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Canada Kicks Ass
- Charge Kick (user)
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
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