Findings:

• I love you but I have to let you go
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• But can a robot love.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Love That Dog
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• You say you love; but with a voice
• All Dogs Go To Heaven
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Dogs love to play
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Nowhere to go but down
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Dog iron
• Go and see, my love
• Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
• What is a dog's love
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• IRON NODER XVII: ALL'S FERROUS IN LOVE AND NODING
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• love is letting go
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• There but for the grace of God go I
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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