Findings:

• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'll get there when I get there
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I'll be your mirror
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• When I am dead, my dearest
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• I know more when I'm alone
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Go. Look in the trash for your treasure. Again. I'll be here.
• I'll never be the other woman
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I'll be your fantasy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I am blind when I want to be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When shall I be free?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I'll be back
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• I'm dead (user)
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I walk around when I'm high
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• well, I'll be jiggered
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I'll be
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Home I'll never be
• It will be good when I am leader
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• and i'll be bigger
• When you're dead, you're dead
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Even the dead will not be safe

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