Findings:

• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Being a dickhead
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• i know you are but what am i
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm not racist but...
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I know what it's like to be dead
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Dead languages don't change
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Dead But Dreaming
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• The Truth the Dead Know
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't saddle a dead horse
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• dead, but longing to touch
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• but don't take my word for it
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

If you Log in you could create a "I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.