Findings:
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I'm not homophobic but...
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm Still Here
- I still haven't found what I'm looking for
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Being a dickhead
- I'm alive, I can prove it.
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- So. Central Rain
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm Glad
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
- But can you still cry like a child?
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Still Alive
- I am alive and breath flows through my lungs and my heart still beats.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- I'm
- Im Elvis (user)
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Damn, I'm good.
- To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
- I walk around when I'm high
- Im-
- Hands off, I'm special
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Still Alive and Well
- I'm tired
- I'm not sure
- I'm with the band
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm not very cool
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm Losing You
- There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Small but still a person
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Yeah, but still
- Love cookies
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- like you're blind but still can see
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- i still hear the choir, but you are gone
- IM
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm sorry
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
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