Findings:

• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Finding out you have cancer
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You have your work cut out for you
• How to have an out of body experience
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• i have to get out
• We have science and confidence
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Science podcast out now! (document)
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I'm too old for this shit
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Have Blue (user)
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight

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