Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm just going to rub these two sticks together until my wrists fall off"

• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• this is how i'm going to die.
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• trying to put together a single jigsaw puzzle from two different boxes
• two hands together
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm just a bill
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• We Two Boys Together Clinging
• put two and two together
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to Disneyland
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• i'm just a girl
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm just guessing
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Some things just fall out of favor
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• these ideas are not deep, they're just good
• things fall together
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• If you smash two rocks together
• California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• dance until you drop dead in these heated iron shoes
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• If we fall behind, just change the color.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• I'm Going Home
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to the moon
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm just here for the candy
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• The pieces finally fit together, the pieces finally fall apart
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• May we live until the stars fall.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Just click your heels together three times and...
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm just sayin'.
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• fall
• my clothing falls in time
• pelicans fall all around
• After The Fall
• fall over
• She smokes. It wraps around her wrists and clings to her neck.
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
• Multnomah Falls
• The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
• Cold Fall
• Signs of the Times: Deconstruction and the Fall of Paul de Man
• Things Fall Apart
• The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin
• The Fall of Sauron
• Kabalega Falls
• Cannon Falls, Minnesota
• Iguaçú Falls
• Angel Falls
• Softly, at first, as if it hardly meant it, the snow began to fall
• The Tide Rises, The Tide Falls
• Montmorency Falls
• Fall in love
• Over the falls
• Guilford Fall
• Spring and Fall
• Idaho Falls, Idaho
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• One Must Fall: 2097

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