Findings:

• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• In finite games, one plays within the boundaries; In infinite games, I play with the boundaries
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• We're one, but we're not the same
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not homophobic but...
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Kae and Kai - A Play in One Act
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Square One TV
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not racist but...
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Enjambment: A Play (Act One)
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• One Act Play
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• An acoustic set, played for an audience of one.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Being a dickhead
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• mermaids should come with the cable tv
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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