Findings:
- stop calling me
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- Women want me when I'm taken
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm so tough
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't stand so close to me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- It's GNU/Linux; stop calling it "Linux"
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I'm tired of calling 911
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- stop picking on me
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Me So Horny
- Please stop annoying me
- So Sue Me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm going to the moon
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm so sorry
- I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm Going Home
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Nothing can stop me now
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Stop looking at me
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- I'm going to Disneyland
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- When are you going to stop running?
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm Just Me (user)
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
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