Findings:
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I'm damn sociable for a hermit
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I am but higher
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- i know you are but what am i
- Damn it, I'm a Superhero!
- Hot Damn glass cleaner
- Damn, I'm good.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- I am nothing but my sins
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm not racist but...
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- pretty, but
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Damn it! I'm an adult!
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- Feeling pretty damned academic
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- A carafe, that is a blind glass
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I know you are, but what am I?
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am but a moth before your flame
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- Being a dickhead
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- like you're blind but still can see
- I am blind when I want to be
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- Pretty Butt (user)
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Damn everything but the circus!
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- They are all pretty but fading.
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- anonymous against the glass and without context
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Just as I am, Without One Plea
- am
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I am yours
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I am not a babysitter
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
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