Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I've barely dipped my toe in the Nodegel, and apparently some of the funniest writers have left in a huff, taking their writeups with them dammit!"

• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• I have to return some videotapes
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Some virtues dig their own graves
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• My hands have lost their memory
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Them Node Writers
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Taking on a Life of Their Own
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Ski piss
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Know your pets
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• just to have some human contact
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I do have some things to hide
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• There is some goodness left in the World
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• Some memories are buried deep and better left forgotten
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• By their fruits you shall know them
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• All I have left to lose
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• institutions have lives of their own
• Let them have Festivas
• Queen Mother is 100 - The UK is proud (apparently)
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• Barely
• The things that get me (barely) through
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• a song you can barely hear
• Barely about running
• Barely Political
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• barely sentient goblinoids
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• Learn how to drive, dammit!
• Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
• Dammit, I'm mad
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Xamot's 4 Layer Dip
• DIP switch
• dips
• dip
• cursor dipped in X
• I wanna dip my balls in it
• Quaker Dipps
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• 45 Dip
• Dip and Spread Recipes
• guacamole dip
• Pastrami Dip
• Jalapeño ranch dip a la Chuy's restaurant in Austin, Texas
• Bunny Dip
• Prairie fire bean dip
• VTEC dip
• Peppermint Dipped Cookies
• Teat Dip
• A White Woman Dipped in Chocolate
• DIP (user)
• Hot Artichoke Dip
• Roasted beetroot dip
• Curried Cashew Nut Dip
• Roasted Red Pepper Dip
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• lucky dip
• Dipp (user)
• Dips (user)
• My hands eternally dipped in a bowl of salt water
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Kiwi dip
• Narco-Bailout Dip
• magnetic dip
• onion dip
• The funniest joke in the world
• America's Funniest Home Videos
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• America's Funniest People
• Dave Award for the Funniest Joke of the Fringe
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes

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