Findings:
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- he would have cried
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He said, expecting the answer no
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- Khaled Islambouli
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I love you, but I dare not tell you.
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- he would have laughed
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He's been places they have not.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- He smiles but it's not real.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
- No, but I'll have a beer
- tell me what you have in your heart
- The Man He Killed
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Not atheist, but what then?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- We said nay, we are but men
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Being a dickhead
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Know your pets
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
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