Findings:
- Almost Blue
- almost
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- Because I say so
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Almost Heaven
- almost surely
- almost everywhere
- "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- almost always
- Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
- I almost did it
- I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
- Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- almost all
- Almost Famous
- perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
- almost (user)
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Almost Free Software
- I almost killed Tony Blackburn
- English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- the almost indestructible pistachio
- Tonight I Almost Died
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- It's almost like you're real
- Almost Ready to Run
- Almost broke the rules
- Almost Too Much
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- When Night is Almost Done
- Signs that a television show is almost dead
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- Almost Live
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- I almost had to wait
- Almost!
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- The state that almost was
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- Almost Heroes
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Almost Like a Whale?
- Almost Transparent Blue
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Almost Summer
- Pages, almost completely torn
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- almost poetry
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Almost, if I close my eyes
- Almost Glycerin
- Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- We almost lost Detroit
- All of what I almost remember
- I almost lost my son
- Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
- Almost getting cut from the team
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- my almost favorite pair of shoes
- Almost Oedipal
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- unfinished something, almost
- The night I almost expected
- almost alone
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Almost Silly Epiphany Song
- Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- An almost empty room
- Almost Him
- too much is almost enough
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- almost drove past the church that day
- myself
- You Enjoy Myself
- I hate myself and want to die
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- What I learned about myself this year, 1999
- Song Of Myself
- I give myself
- I break myself down
- I left myself at the Airport
- Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
- Driving Myself Crazy
- I try to see myself
- A conversation I had with myself once
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Myself and Mine
- Dancing With Myself
- not recognizing myself in the mirror
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- The day I punched myself in the face
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- Me, Myself and Irene
- Talking to Myself
- I put away childish things, like myself
- I really really scared myself this evening
- I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I take myself dancing
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
- I hate myself right now
- Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
- I want to dissect myself
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- My withdrawal into myself
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- pukesick: notes to myself
- Slipping away from myself
- I can't stop torturing myself
- i commit myself to the soft grass below!
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- talk myself down
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- myself (user)
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
- I hide myself within my flower
- Thinking myself in circles
- Notes to Myself
- I Touch Myself
- If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
- I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- I can only speak for myself
- I can do it myself
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- audio editing
- I decided to kill myself
- I'm a stranger here myself
- A letter to myself
- I Bind Unto Myself Today
- I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
- If I could just watch myself burn
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
- I Hate Myself
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Not Myself
- Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
- Only When I Lose Myself
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Far away piece of myself
- I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
- LOL AT MYSELF (user)
- I punch myself often (user)
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
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