Findings:
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- Please do not bring me flowers
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I am but higher
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- Everything But the Girl
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- not running from, but going to
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Society made me what I am
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- I am stalking your girls now
- what the fuck am I supposed to do?
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- why am i me, and you're you?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- You say you love; but with a voice
- I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
- It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I am nothing but my sins
- I know you are, but what am I?
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- Do not speak. I am in music.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I am but a moth before your flame
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- i know you are but what am i
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- what am i here to do?
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- am i there yet?
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- The Guards die, but do not surrender
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
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