Findings:

• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• far be it from me
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Ask Me Why
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Getting what you want from tech support
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• fuck me and marry me young
• Ask me about Loom
• He Hate Me
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• They asked me to write a letter
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Fuck me till I fart
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I married him because he was not mean
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• fuck you pay me
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• They Flee From Me
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• Somebody once asked me...
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He brings me books like flowers
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• let me ask (user)
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Far From Me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Take me from home
• People just expect things from me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• What I want from life
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Ask Me Anything
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
• I asked her not to forget me
• pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• can you show me where this came from?
• Fuck me harder
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck me
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• She Fucks Me
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward

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