Findings:
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- can you show me where this came from?
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- He Hate Me
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- Ask Me Why
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- The Buddhist is drained from me
- Take it from me
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
- Ask me about Loom
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- They asked me to write a letter
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Freedom From Want
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- fuck you pay me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- far be it from me
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- Somebody once asked me...
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- what he carried from here to Okinawa
- What I want from life
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Fuck me till I fart
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- She Fucks Me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He brings me books like flowers
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- I married him because he was not mean
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- fuck me and marry me young
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- They Flee From Me
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Fucked up Facts from History
- let me ask (user)
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Take me from home
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- away from me
- Far From Me
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- Bast watched me from the litter box
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
- Ask Me Anything
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- I asked her not to forget me
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
- From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Fuck me
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Fuck me harder
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Fuck me boots
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- so ask me, ask me, ask me
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