Findings:

• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• some say he was never here at all
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I remember when all this was trees
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• We Ain't Got All Night
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• All he left her was alone
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• more sure of all I thought was true
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• all it cost him was a Penny
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• All you ever did was let it happen
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• 1200 baud modem
• Psalm 120
• The Mission 120
• VCRs that blink 12:00
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 120
• blinking 12:00 syndrome
• 120 Minutes
• The 120 Days of Sodom
• Elitism at 1200 baud
• Telfast 120
• Rolling 120 film on 620 spools
• 1200
• wild dj 120 (user)
• 120 reset
• 12:00 flasher
• 1200 bc tomb painting of ipy ancient egypt
• Here All Alone in Silence
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• Women of All Red Nations
• You've lost all your dreams
• After the flood all the colors came out
• And in time all this will pass
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All the Pretty Horses
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• All That She Wants
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• At night, all American cities look the same
• We all live for the small triumphs
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• Free for All
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• Why sales guys make all the money
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• The children are all crying in their pens
• Can't we all just get along?
• All bets are off
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• It's all just noise
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• Thou Shalt Win at All Costs
• All Blues
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You nonconformists are all alike
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• All Fall Down
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Guide to Chord Formation : Appendix B : List of All Major and Minor Triads
• All The Wasted Time
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• All For Me Grog
• I don't remember all that much
• All That's Not Love...
• Hickory Wind
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Creation vs. evolution is all a matter of musical taste
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• Global warming is a serious threat to all
• Alligators All Around
• Sorry for all the blood
• Supertoys Last All Summer Long
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Very sweet and not at all smooth
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• All The Weyrs of Pern
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• all ears
• all thumbs
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Not all Christians are conservatives
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• And All That Could Have Been
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• All Creatures of the Earth and Sky
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Where are all the time travelers?
• You will not remember me at all
• You are a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Closer and closer to the source of all rays of light
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• All things being equal
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• words with all the vowels
• sentence with all the letters
• Jacks of All Trades
• Wayfarers All
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.

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