Findings:

• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Your god might be evil....
• Don't Be Afraid
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• gods we may be
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Believe the truth
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't be sad
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• I don't want to be successful
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I don't believe in anything
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• Why do people believe in God?
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I don't believe in falling in love
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I don't believe in people
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't believe in Forever
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Mac users are less likely to believe in God
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• I believe in God
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I don't want to be alone
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• If God was willing to let it be
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Be My God
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• To God Be the Glory
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• don't be absurd (user)
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• God must be deaf
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• God must be living in the sea.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• we can't all be rock stars
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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