Findings:

• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• The words no one can find
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Those who can't do, teach
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I can do shit with my legs
• Dry bones can harm no one
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• The Library Book
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• If you can say something nice, do
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• All I can do
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• One letter can make all the difference
• What did you do for your mother today?
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Things one should do while naked
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• why I think I can't do anything
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Know How, Can Do
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• There can be only one
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• can till can't
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• you can't do it alone
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Do Not Worry Little One
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• See one, do one, teach one
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• one who sleeps with mothers
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• No one can be totally logical
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Ski piss
• One man can make a difference
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• What loneliness can do to you
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• I can do it myself
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• old books can tell more than one story
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You can do anything
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• No one can be in two places at once
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Do what you can as you do
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• I can do much better than this
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• There is something we can do
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• The Most Good You Can Do
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I can't do that, Dave
• Ghosts Can't Do It
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Yan Can Cook
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• a stack of quarters kept tails-up
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby

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