Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Valour can be brown
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• There can be only one
• Exes can be good things
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Short can be good! (document)
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Be all that you can be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Children can be cruel
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• To be or not to be
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• What a kiss can be
• A dying playground can be Eden
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• we can all just be around other people
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Why procrastination can be productive
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• We can be heroes
• Knowledge can never be certain
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• No one can be in two places at once
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Or at least it used to be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Any song can be a love song
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Can we still be friends?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• University students can be really stupid
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• lost, or trying to be
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• murder can be fun
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• This poem can be put off no longer
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I must die or be better
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It can be cold in the dark
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• TV can be a good thing
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Be a model or just look like one
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• We Can Be Together
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• What can be better than that?
• Be there or be square
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Hot pursuit
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• No one can be totally logical

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