Findings:
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- You can run, but you can't hide
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
- A few, but enough.
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- we can learn a lot from plants
- Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- But can you still cry like a child?
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- but with words we can create anything
- You can, but you may not
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- It's a sweet fast song stepping swiftly up Hannah's stairs
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- like you're blind but still can see
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- THE CHRISTMAS BUTT SONG
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- The one song I can't stand listening to
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How to learn anything fast
- You learn to worship what you can't forget
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- But can a robot love.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Any song can be a love song
- How fast can blind people read?
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- can till can't
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- a song you can barely hear
- run away, as fast as you can
- The things we can learn continue to astound us.
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- butt naked
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- overproduced Christmas pop song
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
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