Findings:

• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• How to herd people in public
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• where the family tree don't fork
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• don't care
• Don't Know Much
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• How to write an English paper and fail
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• I don't remember all that much
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Don't shit where you eat
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't care what color your computer is
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• How the US failed in China
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• How to control a light using multiple switches
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• How to tell where you are in Manhattan
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• How to take care of candles
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Selection and care of kitchen knives
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Finding out where a net user lives
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• How to care for your Godzilla
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• I don't care about the air
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Who what when where why & how
• Show your dog some much deserved respect
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• she does not know how much I need this
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Dreams Don't Care
• Where the sun don't shine
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I don't care. That's genius.
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• you don't talk much
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I don't know how to smile
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• I don't care what you did last summer
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• To care or not to care?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• How to fail a class
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• honey badger don't care
• Don't care didn't care
• How to Use Japanese Seaweed For Hair Care
• How much for the little girl?
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• How to recover from a failed BIOS update
• How to care for Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
• How much is a pint of milk?
• Salary of the President of the United States
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• How much money do you make?
• How much information is there in the World?
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• How much does Milliways really cost?

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