Findings:
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You don't have any real problems
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Houston, we have a problem
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- So you don't have to
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Penis for a day
- Why don't I have votes today?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- A reason to drink
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You don't have to remember my name
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't have the time
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- If you have a penis, this is important information!
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- Cats don't have brakes
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't have a television set
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Sally guests I have known
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Have you found Jesus?
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- I have a dream
- What have you
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have no complaint
- Know your pets
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- What have you been smoking?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Have you tried rebooting?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- institutions have lives of their own
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I have no hair
- I have no faith in your God
- When I have female children
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- You can't have everything
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I have seen the elephant
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- We Have Explosive
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Have a nice day
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Justice and piety have vanished
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- She's Gotta Have It
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- You have a big finger
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
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