Findings:

• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I've been smoking ever since
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Don't work at a golf course
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• I've been crowned the king of it
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I think I've forgiven her
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't think I like love
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• I've been searching
• I've been a woman for too long
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• I don't want to go back to work
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• I don't think of her
• I guess I've been in this VHS tape for thirty years.
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• I've Been Tired
• Think globally, don't act.
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• They don't know what I've done
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Don't think about it
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I've been working on my homework
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I've been waiting forever
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• I've Never Been to Me
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I've been here for 5 hours
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I don't think I like your system
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't think of...
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• I've been trying to count the stars
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I've been dead a long time
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't Make Me Think
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• I’ve been completed
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• i've worked very hard to become so
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I know I have been dreaming
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• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• Earth is the eighth morning, folded against the week's work
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?

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