Findings:

• People don't flail when they die
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• They don't touch me the same way
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Ground rush
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• cat haters
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• When you kill people they die
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Rape committed by women
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• telling people what they don't need to know
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't feel that way
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Disappear in every way
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Think globally, don't act.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Capitalize, please
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Dumb Ways to Die
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't want to die
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Old video games don't die
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• people die every day
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Where people go when people die
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't encourage people to read
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You are just an animal and you will die
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Indigenous people don't exist
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• why don't you just?
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't swing that way
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• our machines don't go that way
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Let's do some living, after we die
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• A dozen ways to disappear
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I don't believe in people
• I don't think of her
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• And They Didn't Die
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• They don't know what they're missing
• They don't understand my tea
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't feel the same way about you
• I don't think I like your system
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I don't think I like love
• Too much living is no way to die
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Don't think of...
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Things people don't want to hear
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset

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