Findings:
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I Had No Right
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- When I was young Time had no wings
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- How was Trump at Munich?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- How about NO
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- man when you are telling me how it was
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I was once young and had a home
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- How absolute are my property rights in a libertarian system?
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Running a BBS
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- That's Just How He Was
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How the West Was Lost
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- How the Earth was destroyed
- My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- We had no bait but our tongues
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- They Had No Poet
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Allah Had No Son
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How was the Bible canonized?
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- How to add a notepad entry to the file right click menu
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How to read a federal civil rights complaint
- How America was mapped
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- Charles Bridgeman
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How the West Was Won
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
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