Findings:

• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• If there is a God, I hate her
• Daddy, is there a God?
• God Hates Fundies
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• There's a God on the Mic
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There is only ONE God
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• god hates fags
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• What's he building in there?
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Fossils were put there by God
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• And there find God in everyone
• God Hates Us All
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• Look, there's God
• God Hates FAQs
• And yet he continues to sit there
• Do not fight what isn't there
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There is God in a Horse's Eye
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Behave as if there were a God
• Without religion, there is no God
• Is there a god?
• There is no god but God
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I wonder if there is a God
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• If There Is a God
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• There By the Grace of God
• Were there a god!
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• He tampered in God's domain
• God Hates Figs
• Our God, He Is Alive
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• god hates
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• there are no gods in foxholes
• I hate this god damn robot
• I hate God
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He Hate Me
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• This isn't Vietnam, man. This is Jazz; there are Rules.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• God hates shrimp
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• isn't there more than one book
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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