Findings:
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- worse things have happened to better people
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Sex with a chicken
- I have lots of gay friends
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to make everything2 a better place
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- how to be a friend
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How the mighty have fallen
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
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- No better friend, no worse enemy
- How to treat a poisonous snake bite
- It's better to have loved and lost
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- I have a friend
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Dating your best friend
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to have an out of body experience
- Sex in a small car
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- How to be a Better Person
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- How to treat your new hiking boots
- How Eulenspiegel treated the bishop's physician
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- Penis size and impregnation
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- friends just taste better
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to become a better anorexic
- How to find your new best friend
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
- How to take better photos
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
- how to become a better
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How we have grown apart
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to "Have People"
- How to have an epileptic fit
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How long have you known?
- How to have lesbian sex
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How could you ever have enough?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- You, standing
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- how we treat each other
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- Better Than Ezra
- better, faster, cheaper
- I look better when I am wet
- Music was better in the old days
- Nobody Does It Better
- females are better than males
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- A better place
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Ideas are better than apples
- CD vs. vinyl
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Better in the original
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Better Living Through Circuitry
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- six steps to better software
- Are we better than everything else?
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- Some Days are Better than Others
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- A better door
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Better Business Bureau
- all better
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Smurfs are the key to a better world
- Not everything is better spoken aloud
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Better the devil you know
- Original better than the sequel
- Something Even Better
- There's no better mirror than a child
- You had better...!!!
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Making a Better Plastic Cup
- Better safe than sorry
- Tourist children's souls taste better
- There were times better than this
- best treated as a whole product
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
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