Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I have returned most of my writeups to draft status because it's weird to re-experience my very real past angst in the form of juvenile word vomit"

• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• The twelve words of power
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• They Have a Word for It
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Waitressing as a Form of (Retrospective) Existential Angst
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• All the most sexual curse words contain the letter U
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Words have power
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Some words look weird
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• Words Have No Meaning
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Words that only have one context
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Endless Forms Most Beautiful
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• I have to return some videotapes
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• You don't have any real problems
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Most used English words
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Working beliefs of most Episcopalians
• what real progress have we made?
• because I have given up any care
• My words will not return void
• have you found the words to save her?
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• existential angst
• Teen angst
• Fugue on the Cessation of Scrambled Angst at the Sugar Refinery
• geek angst
• generalized teenage punk rock angst
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Angst Technology
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 5
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 6
• angst hand signals
• Saddle Shoes and 1st Grade Angst
• The joy of angst
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Angst Bunny (user)
• Her black eyes were surely the source of my angst
• Because
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I Got High
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• We sing because we must
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• because I am only half of what you need
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Because I'm an adult
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• necessary evil because of current stupidity
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• just because
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful

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