Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- She still has my Borges book
- You can't get there from here
- The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
- She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
- We reserve the right to learn from experience
- What to get the guy that has everything
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- How to get DC power from AC
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- Get home from work
- qanat get there from here
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- everyone has these, right?
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Stoned music memories
- Getting free computer parts
- I bet she drinks from the bottle
- From somewhere deep inside
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- Getting what you want from tech support
- Get The Quote Right
- get right down to it
- She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
- Music Has the Right to Children
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- The hardest breath she has
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Getting a site banned from Google
- She threw herself from the bed
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- H-Day: Sweden's conversion from left to right side driving
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- I don't get many things right the first time
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Somewhere in Pennsylvania, another angel gets its wings
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- Mr. Get Right (user)
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- She has trouble acting normal
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- Right turns mean faster driving
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- You mean she can
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Getting free pizza
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- You can never get away from yourself
- 3rd Rock from the Sun
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Argument from Evil
- Notes from the Underground
- from scratch
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Argument from Design
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Drinking from the water hose
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Escape From New York
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- freedom from suffering
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Playing hooky from the family
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Small gifts from the universe
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- Muppets From Space
- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
- letter from a Boeing 717
- Snapple Sun
- From Hell
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Escape From Staten Island
- Sending mail from a cell phone
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- From Ritual to Romance
- strictly from hunger
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
- What I want from life
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- FTP from my dreams
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- The Menace from Earth
- Erich Fromm
- RFC 1217
- Starting from Paumanok
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- COME FROM
- Making plastic explosives from bleach
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Scenes from "Politian"
- An envelope from the previous systems administrator
- Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
- The Child who came from an Egg
- Somewhere a Boy
- nice from a distance
- Visitors From Oz
- News from the Libertarian Party
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- Things I've learned from Everything
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- The day porn moved from film to video
- Eyeball prolapse
- News from Lake Wobegon
- Buying crack from your mom's pimp
- far be it from me
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
- excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
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