Findings:

• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• I only smoke when I drink
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• johnny only sets fires
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
• When none tend the fire
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• I'm Only Sleeping
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If I Only Changed the Software, Why is the Phone on Fire?
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I know more when I'm alone
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• I'm always breathless when you call
• speak only when spoken to
• i only knew when silence screamed
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• I'm not sexist for using the word 'dude'. You're sexist for only using it to refer to men.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Only when you're older
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Only when
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I walk around when I'm high
• i'm flying from a fire
• Where there's smoke there's fire
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• A World Lit Only By Fire
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• It only hurts when I breathe
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• We journal only when we hurt
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• only when you cannot hear
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When I'm at my computer.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• Stoned music memories
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Only When I Lose Myself
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• lpt on fire
• fired
• fire truck
• Earth, Wind and Fire
• The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
• They danced with fire claws
• fire extinguisher
• Firebombing of Dresden
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Fire and Ice
• Valley of Fire
• The Fire Sermon
• Anthony's Fire
• Gloranthan Fire/Sky/Light Cults
• Ring of fire
• River of Blue Fire
• Pale Fire
• pillar of fire
• putting out fires
• Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
• My friend's car caught on fire
• Mage's Fire
• Fire Mountain
• Fight Fire with Fire
• Fight fire with water
• Kick the Tires and Light the Fires
• Things you told me when we were in love
• fire hydrant
• A Fire Upon the Deep
• Fire Bomber
• Everything got me fired!
• Time is the fire in which we burn
• How to make a fake fire
• Fire Walking
• Into the Fire
• Movements of Fire and Shadow
• Wheel of Fire
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• The fires are sweeping through the outlying villages
• fire engine red
• scroll of fire
• Fire Marshall Bill
• Wand of Fire
• Carolina Fire Jelly
• As Kingfishers Catch Fire
• Snapple Fire
• Saint Elmo's Fire
• Li, the clinging (fire)
• Sleep Now in the Fire
• St. Elmo's Fire
• In The Line Of Fire
• It might start a fire
• The cold fire of a false passion
• Jonathan Fire Eater
• Streets of Fire
• Playing With Fire
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Fire & Ice
• Fire in the Hole
• Fire boy
• Fire on Babylon
• Fire for effect
• Fire Hazard
• crazy man on fire (user)
• Breath of Fire
• crown fire
• A Fire
• A Song of Ice and Fire
• How to make a halo of fire in Photoshop
• Fretted with golden fire
• Saint Anthony's Fire
• The Fires of Heaven
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• heaping coals of fire
• Fire in the Sky
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• fire-breathing
• alternate fire
• the pale fire of the moon
• Fire department
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• Fire Escape
• Plant Adaptations to Fire
• Fire effects on soil
• Fire effects on aquatic ecosystems
• Third party, fire and theft
• painted fire hydrants
• Gates of Fire
• The End of the Ice Age and the Rise of Urban Fire
• Your horses are on fire
• The Windscale Fire
• Ballade by the Fire
• Volunteer Fire Department
• I am not a fire hydrant
• Blue Jeans On Fire
• fire button
• Hell Fire Club
• Armies in the Fire

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