Findings:

• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• He Was Only Joking
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• some say he was never here at all
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• More than he was willing to give
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• The teachers thought I was insane
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• he is too shy to write his tale
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• The new school of thought: Men are too fat
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I was adored once too
• I was alone for too long
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I wish I was dead
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• At least he was gentle
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All he left her was alone
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I married him because he was not mean
• That's Just How He Was
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• making certain he was touching her
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was found
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• Dumb laws
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I Thought My Father Was God
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• It's okay. I thought I knew her too.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Dead Can Dance
• dead
• Night of the Living Dead
• Dawn of the Dead
• Paul is dead
• Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
• Grateful Dead
• Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Dead Kennedys
• The Dead Milkmen
• Dead C
• Dead Sea Scrolls
• I love the dead
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Dead Puppies
• Dead Man
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• the already dead
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Nietzsche is Dead
• Dead Boys
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Dead Chicken (user)
• Bringing Out the Dead
• François is perhaps dead...
• Dead People Server
• neil's Book of the Dead
• Dead pigeon
• Dead ringer
• Dead spit
• Dead Heading
• Millions of Dead Children
• dead puck
• Stop Dead
• The Queen Is Dead
• wave a dead chicken
• Dead baby jokes
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• Isle of the Dead
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life

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