Findings:

• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I want to have known
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• you would have been
• Girl U Want
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The girl wants something harder
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Why I want to have children
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• he would have laughed
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Hot Girls Wanted
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You, standing
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• I would like to have emotions
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• he would have cried
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• What A Girl Wants
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Would you want to live there?
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I have a crush on a girl in France
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I want to have your abortion
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• People want what they cannot have
• You stole what they would have given you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What pornos would have us believe
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Bernie would have won
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Spice Girls
• Battle Girl
• girl geek
• The Patchwork Girl of Oz
• How much for the little girl?
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• Catholic girl theory
• The hyacinth girl
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Mudflap Girl
• girl
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Earth Girls Are Easy
• My calendar girl
• Calendar Girl
• girls with guns
• Girls with glasses
• Barbie Girl
• Vandy Girls
• Marvel Girl
• the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
• What are little girls made of?
• That girl I met in the elevator
• You mean the me that you would be
• Cinnamon Girl
• Girl, Twenty
• hundred-million girl (user)
• Dancing Girl
• West End Girls
• Smart girls are sexy
• Some girl in the woods
• Call girl
• Girl gamers
• Roller Girl
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Satan's School for Girls
• Brown-Eyed Girl
• Girl Talk
• Girl Scout Cookie
• The Story of the Vivian Girls
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• Bigwood Girls
• Only Slightly a Geek Girl
• The Motley-sandalled Girl
• To a Young Girl
• Hinamatsuri
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• girl smell
• Girl from Mars
• water girl
• a beautiful girl
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• What girls aren't taught
• The accent of a Belfast girl

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