Findings:

• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Bernie would have won
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• cautionary tale
• The Belgian Chef: A Cautionary Tale
• Cautionary Tales
• Mixed Nuts: A Cautionary Tale
• Threesomes: a cautionary tale
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• he would have laughed
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• you would have been
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I would like to have emotions
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• he would have cried
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You stole what they would have given you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What pornos would have us believe
• The terrorists have already won
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Scorpions have won evolution
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Cautionary and advisory labels for medicines
• Cautionary (user)
• Cautionary block
• Al Gore
• Tipper Gore
• Martin L. Gore
• Chris Gore (user)
• I invented Al Gore
• Al Gore's Political Suicide
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• The Problem with Bush and Gore
• Excerpt from the second post-election telephone exchange between Bush and Gore
• December 13, 2000 : the concession speech of Al Gore
• Bush v. Gore
• Gore v. Harris
• The Wizard of Gore
• BMW of North America v. Gore
• Arthur Saunders Gore, 2nd Earl of Arran
• Bohren & der club of gore
• Alexander Gore Hore-Ruthven, 1st Earl of Gowrie
• gore (user)
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• You mean the me that you would be
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots

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