Findings:

• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• They didn't have the heart
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• You Can't Have Mary
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Heart, have no pity
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• you can't have it both ways
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• You can't have everything
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• How can an atheist have morals?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• tell me what you have in your heart
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Can I have a light?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Something I Can Never Have
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• This is why we can't have nice things
• if I can't have silence
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Only perfection can break your heart
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• When I have female children
• Baptist jokes
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I have no hair
• I have no complaint
• I have a dream
• can till can't
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• We Have Explosive
• What have you
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What have you been smoking?
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• institutions have lives of their own
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Ezekiel, my heart is dry, can it yet live?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Have Blue (user)
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Have a nice day
• I have no faith in your God
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Sally guests I have known
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• You can't love with half a heart
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• have
• Know your pets
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Justice and piety have vanished
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You have a big finger
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have you found Jesus?

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