Findings:

• He's been places they have not.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• You stole what they would have given you
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• he would have cried
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• he would have laughed
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Names have been changed
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• What have you been smoking?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• I would like to have emotions
• They have no bones.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I could have been Canadian
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• They have taken enough
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What pornos would have us believe
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have always been burning
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have just been shot
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• They could have saved Kevin
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• They Have a Word for It
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have never been safe
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The way things have always been done
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
• I could have been one of a two
• i have been burning for so long
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• We're trying to have a baby
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• They must have faces
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• People want what they cannot have
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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